{"id":9306,"date":"2011-08-01T20:23:03","date_gmt":"2011-08-01T18:23:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/pateandoelmundo\/?p=9306"},"modified":"2011-08-01T20:23:03","modified_gmt":"2011-08-01T18:23:03","slug":"con-dos-cojones-y-muy-gordos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/pateandoelmundo\/con-dos-cojones-y-muy-gordos\/","title":{"rendered":"Con dos cojones (y muy gordos)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Imagina que eres un intelectual de reconocido prestigio.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Imagina que, en un momento de tu vida, le has echado cojones al tema y te has le\u00eddo el Ulises de Joyce.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/pateandoelmundo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/09\u00f1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-9307\" title=\"Ulises\" src=\"http:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/pateandoelmundo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/09\u00f1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/pateandoelmundo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/09\u00f1.jpg 225w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/pateandoelmundo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/09\u00f1-192x300.jpg 192w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Imagina que, teniendo m\u00e1s cojones que Chuck Norris y Jack Bauer juntos, decides que el verano del 2011 vas a releer el jodido Ulises de Joyce.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Imagina que, por ser un intelectual de reconocido prestigio, uno de esos suplementos culturales de reconocido prestigio de un peri\u00f3dico de, obviamente reconocido prestigio, te pregunta por tus lecturas para el agosto que est\u00e1 a punto de comenzar.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Imagina todo eso, piensa y contesta a la pregunta:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><em>\u00bfTENDR\u00cdAS LOS SANTOS COJONES DE PROCLAMAR, EN P\u00daBLICO, QUE EN AGOSTO DE 2011 VAS A RELEER EL ULISES DE JOYCE?<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<figure id=\"attachment_9308\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9308\" style=\"width: 365px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/pateandoelmundo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/09Z.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9308\" title=\"Marilyn\" src=\"http:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/pateandoelmundo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/09Z.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"365\" height=\"324\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/pateandoelmundo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/09Z.jpg 365w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/pateandoelmundo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/09Z-300x266.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 365px) 100vw, 365px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-9308\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Ah\u00ed est\u00e1 Marilyn, con dos coj...digo, con dos carretas<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Si es as\u00ed, chapeau.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Lo tuyo son cojones, y no los del caballo de Espartero.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Jes\u00fas<strong><em> incorregible inculto<\/em><\/strong> Lens<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Imagina que eres un intelectual de reconocido prestigio. Imagina que, en un momento de tu vida, le has echado cojones al tema y te has le\u00eddo el Ulises de Joyce. Imagina que, teniendo m\u00e1s cojones que Chuck Norris y Jack Bauer juntos, decides que el verano del 2011 vas a releer el jodido Ulises de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,6],"tags":[5111,5109,4898,5107,5106,3094,5110,5108,5105],"class_list":["post-9306","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","category-opinion","tag-ignorante","tag-inculto","tag-james-joyce","tag-leer-a-joyce","tag-leer-ulises","tag-payaso","tag-pedante","tag-releer-joyce","tag-ulises"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/pateandoelmundo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9306","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/pateandoelmundo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/pateandoelmundo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/pateandoelmundo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/pateandoelmundo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9306"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/pateandoelmundo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9306\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9309,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/pateandoelmundo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9306\/revisions\/9309"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/pateandoelmundo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9306"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/pateandoelmundo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9306"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/pateandoelmundo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9306"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}