{"id":6799,"date":"2017-09-15T20:21:17","date_gmt":"2017-09-15T18:21:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=6799"},"modified":"2017-09-15T20:21:17","modified_gmt":"2017-09-15T18:21:17","slug":"vete-a-estudiar-a-madrid-te-pago-la-carrera-y-el-piso-y-quien-me-guisa-y-limpia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2017\/09\/vete-a-estudiar-a-madrid-te-pago-la-carrera-y-el-piso-y-quien-me-guisa-y-limpia\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00abVete a estudiar a Madrid, te pago la carrera y el piso\u00bb \u00ab\u00bfY qui\u00e9n me guisa y limpia?\u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-6801\" src=\"http:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Limpiar-300x168.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Mientras espero a que me cobren en la caja del s\u00faper, dos mujeres que est\u00e1n en la cola conversan sobre sus hijos. \u00abLe he\u00a0dicho que se vaya a Madrid a estudiar, que, por m\u00ed, encantada. Su padre, para acabar de animarlo porque el ni\u00f1o dudaba, le ha soltado: te pago la carrera y el piso. Y va \u00e9l y pregunta: \u00ab\u00bfY qui\u00e9n me guisa y limpia? Total, que no se va\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p>No dir\u00e9 que vuelva una &#8216;mini-mili&#8217; para ellos y para ellas porque me llamar\u00e1n reaccionario, pero qu\u00e9 bien les vendr\u00eda a unos cuantos&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Mientras espero a que me cobren en la caja del s\u00faper, dos mujeres que est\u00e1n en la cola conversan sobre sus hijos. \u00abLe he\u00a0dicho que se vaya a Madrid a estudiar, que, por m\u00ed, encantada. Su padre, para acabar de animarlo porque el ni\u00f1o dudaba, le ha soltado: te [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1175,1538,1864],"class_list":["post-6799","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-carrera","tag-pagar","tag-piso"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-1LF","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6799","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6799"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6799\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6802,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6799\/revisions\/6802"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6799"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6799"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6799"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}