{"id":6774,"date":"2017-09-10T20:57:21","date_gmt":"2017-09-10T18:57:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=6774"},"modified":"2017-09-10T20:57:21","modified_gmt":"2017-09-10T18:57:21","slug":"ninos-a-acostar-que-manana-ya-hay-cole","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2017\/09\/ninos-a-acostar-que-manana-ya-hay-cole\/","title":{"rendered":"Ni\u00f1os, a acostar que ma\u00f1ana ya hay &#8216;cole&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_6776\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-6776\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-6776\" src=\"http:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Cole-300x282.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"282\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Cole-300x282.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Cole-768x723.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Cole-644x606.jpg 644w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/09\/Cole.jpg 1418w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-6776\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Fernando G. Baptista<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Me voy a limitar a reproducir en este comentario la frase que m\u00e1s se est\u00e1 pronunciado\u00a0en estos momentos en\u00a0todos los hogares: Ni\u00f1os, a acostar que ma\u00f1ana ya hay &#8216;cole&#8217;. Nada que a\u00f1adir. Ese &#8216;ya&#8217;, pese a su brevedad, significa que las vacaciones de verano, que parec\u00eda que nunca iban a acabar, ya son historia.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1nimo, ni\u00f1os. Y estudiad mucho, que no quiero veros por mi juzgado.<\/p>\n<p>Y los maestros que sean religiosos, que se encomienden a los santos; y los que no crean, que se encomienden a las energ\u00edas positivas o simplemente respiren hondo para calmar al &#8216;gusanillo&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Y los padres gritad: \u00a1Viva la bendita rutina!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Me voy a limitar a reproducir en este comentario la frase que m\u00e1s se est\u00e1 pronunciado\u00a0en estos momentos en\u00a0todos los hogares: Ni\u00f1os, a acostar que ma\u00f1ana ya hay &#8216;cole&#8217;. Nada que a\u00f1adir. Ese &#8216;ya&#8217;, pese a su brevedad, significa que las vacaciones de verano, que parec\u00eda que nunca iban a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-1Lg","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6774"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6774\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6777,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6774\/revisions\/6777"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}