{"id":6040,"date":"2017-05-09T20:09:42","date_gmt":"2017-05-09T18:09:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=6040"},"modified":"2017-05-09T20:10:43","modified_gmt":"2017-05-09T18:10:43","slug":"mama-tu-vas-a-la-conferencia-de-calatayu-pero-lo-sufro-yo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2017\/05\/mama-tu-vas-a-la-conferencia-de-calatayu-pero-lo-sufro-yo\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00abMam\u00e1, t\u00fa vas a la conferencia de Calatay\u00fa, pero la sufro yo\u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4503\" src=\"http:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Emilio-Puerto-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Emilio-Puerto-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Emilio-Puerto-644x429.jpg 644w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/02\/Emilio-Puerto.jpg 800w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Parece que me estoy convirtiendo en el nuevo &#8216;coco&#8217; y no s\u00e9 si me gusta o me disgusta. Muchos ni\u00f1os \u00a0me culpan de que sus padres no les compren el m\u00f3vil con conexi\u00f3n a Internet. Y todav\u00eda no s\u00e9 si me gusta o me disgusta. Tambi\u00e9n hay quien le dice a los hijos: &#8216;Que te hagas la cama y recojas la habitaci\u00f3n o te llevo al juzgado del se\u00f1or Calatayud\u00bb. La \u00faltima es la siguiente: \u00abMam\u00e1 t\u00fa vas a la conferencia de Calatay\u00fa (o &#8216;Malatay\u00fa&#8217;, que tambi\u00e9n me llaman as\u00ed los chavales), pero la sufro yo\u00bb. Voy a seguir pensando si me gusta o me disgusta, ja, ja, ja.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Parece que me estoy convirtiendo en el nuevo &#8216;coco&#8217; y no s\u00e9 si me gusta o me disgusta. Muchos ni\u00f1os \u00a0me culpan de que sus padres no les compren el m\u00f3vil con conexi\u00f3n a Internet. Y todav\u00eda no s\u00e9 si me gusta o me disgusta. Tambi\u00e9n hay quien le dice a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1760,511,417],"class_list":["post-6040","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-calatayu","tag-conferencia","tag-madres"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-1zq","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6040","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6040"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6040\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6043,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6040\/revisions\/6043"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6040"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6040"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6040"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}