{"id":5410,"date":"2016-11-24T22:08:15","date_gmt":"2016-11-24T20:08:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=5410"},"modified":"2016-11-24T22:16:29","modified_gmt":"2016-11-24T20:16:29","slug":"halloween-black-friday-santa-claus-vamos-a-mandar-al-paro-a-cervantes-y-a-los-reyes-magos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2016\/11\/halloween-black-friday-santa-claus-vamos-a-mandar-al-paro-a-cervantes-y-a-los-reyes-magos\/","title":{"rendered":"Halloween, Black Friday, Santa Claus&#8230; vamos a mandar al paro a Cervantes y a los Reyes Magos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Reyes-Magos.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-5413\" src=\"http:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Reyes-Magos-1024x576.jpg\" alt=\"DOCU_IDEAL\" width=\"644\" height=\"362\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Reyes-Magos-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Reyes-Magos-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Reyes-Magos-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Reyes-Magos-644x362.jpg 644w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Reyes-Magos.jpg 1328w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 644px) 100vw, 644px\" \/><\/a>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Estamos en el Black Friday, que por lo que tengo entendido son una especie de rebajas. \u00bfQue por qu\u00e9 no las llamamos entonces rebajas o saldos? Vaya usted a saber. Y antes del Black Friday o como pollas se diga -no es un taco, es una expresi\u00f3n grana\u00edna-, celebramos Halloween. Y pronto llegar\u00e1 Santa Claus en su trineo y nuestros Reyes Magos se quedar\u00e1n en el paro. Y Cervantes, tres cuartos de lo mismo. Una cosa es el biling\u00fcismo y otra el &#8216;uniling\u00fcismo&#8217; hac\u00eda el que parece que queremos ir los espa\u00f1oles, que cada vez parecemos menos espa\u00f1oles. \u00a1Viva Cervantes y los Reyes Magos!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Estamos en el Black Friday, que por lo que tengo entendido son una especie de rebajas. \u00bfQue por qu\u00e9 no las llamamos entonces rebajas o saldos? Vaya usted a saber. Y antes del Black Friday o como pollas se diga -no es un taco, es una expresi\u00f3n grana\u00edna-, celebramos Halloween. Y [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1280,1210],"class_list":["post-5410","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-black-friday","tag-cervantes"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-1pg","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5410"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5410\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5414,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5410\/revisions\/5414"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}