{"id":5001,"date":"2016-07-20T20:22:38","date_gmt":"2016-07-20T18:22:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=5001"},"modified":"2016-07-20T20:22:38","modified_gmt":"2016-07-20T18:22:38","slug":"ni-periscope-ni-hostias-en-granada-diriamos-ni-pollas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2016\/07\/ni-periscope-ni-hostias-en-granada-diriamos-ni-pollas\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00abNi Periscope ni hostias\u00bb (en Granada dir\u00edamos &#8216;ni pollas&#8217;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Supongo que a estas alturas todo el mundo conocer\u00e1 el v\u00eddeo de esa madre que abronca a su ni\u00f1a cuando la sorprende viendo im\u00e1genes de contenido er\u00f3tico con la aplicaci\u00f3n Periscope. Dice la buena se\u00f1ora \u00abni Periscope ni hostias\u00bb, y lo \u00fanico que se me ocurre oponer es que aqu\u00ed en Granada dir\u00edamos \u00abNi Periscope ni pollas\u00bb, pero s\u00f3lo es un matiz ling\u00fc\u00edstico.<\/p>\n<p>Este es m\u00e1s o menos el contundente discurso de la madre en cuesti\u00f3n:\u00a0\u00abEst\u00e1is en Periscope y ha salido un t\u00edo con la p&#8230; al aire. Como te metas ah\u00ed ma\u00f1ana me ver\u00e1s. Me tienes quemad\u00edsima. Es que no puedo m\u00e1s. No s\u00e9 d\u00f3nde vamos a ir a parar con la mierda de los m\u00f3viles\u00bb. Ni yo tampoco, se\u00f1ora, ni yo tampoco.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Supongo que a estas alturas todo el mundo conocer\u00e1 el v\u00eddeo de esa madre que abronca a su ni\u00f1a cuando la sorprende viendo im\u00e1genes de contenido er\u00f3tico con la aplicaci\u00f3n Periscope. Dice la buena se\u00f1ora \u00abni Periscope ni hostias\u00bb, y lo \u00fanico que se me ocurre oponer es que aqu\u00ed en [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1501,1500],"class_list":["post-5001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-hostias","tag-periscope"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-1iF","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5001"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5001\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5002,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5001\/revisions\/5002"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}