{"id":4100,"date":"2015-09-19T22:26:31","date_gmt":"2015-09-19T20:26:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=4100"},"modified":"2015-09-19T22:26:31","modified_gmt":"2015-09-19T20:26:31","slug":"pero-que-hat-trick-ni-que-pollas-si-cervantes-levantase-la-cabeza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2015\/09\/pero-que-hat-trick-ni-que-pollas-si-cervantes-levantase-la-cabeza\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1Pero qu\u00e9 hat trick ni qu\u00e9 pollas!: Si Cervantes levantase la cabeza&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Para leer los peri\u00f3dicos espa\u00f1oles, espa\u00f1oles, repito, hay que sacarse el B-1 o el B-2 de ingl\u00e9s. Si un futbolista mete tres goles en un mismo partido, lo llaman hat trick. \u00a1Pero qu\u00e9 hat trick ni qu\u00e9 pollas! Y luego est\u00e1 el indie sound, y el sky no s\u00e9 qu\u00e9. Y si nos metemos en &#8216;el Internet&#8217; ya ni te cuento. Ah\u00ed todos parecemos &#8216;Chiquito de la Calzada&#8217;: que si &#8216;gusap&#8217;, que si &#8216;feisb\u00fa&#8217;,.. Si Cervantes levantase la cabeza seguro que se inutilizaba el brazo sano para no tener que escribir en este &#8216;espanglish&#8217; que nos est\u00e1n metiendo por las orejas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Para leer los peri\u00f3dicos espa\u00f1oles, espa\u00f1oles, repito, hay que sacarse el B-1 o el B-2 de ingl\u00e9s. Si un futbolista mete tres goles en un mismo partido, lo llaman hat trick. \u00a1Pero qu\u00e9 hat trick ni qu\u00e9 pollas! Y luego est\u00e1 el indie sound, y el sky no s\u00e9 qu\u00e9. Y [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1210,1208,1209],"class_list":["post-4100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-cervantes","tag-hat-trick","tag-ingles"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-148","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4100"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4100\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4102,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4100\/revisions\/4102"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}