{"id":3911,"date":"2015-07-07T22:45:00","date_gmt":"2015-07-07T20:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=3911"},"modified":"2015-07-07T22:45:00","modified_gmt":"2015-07-07T20:45:00","slug":"hasta-que-no-me-quitaron-el-movil-no-supe-lo-aburrida-que-era-mi-familia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2015\/07\/hasta-que-no-me-quitaron-el-movil-no-supe-lo-aburrida-que-era-mi-familia\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00abHasta que no me quitaron el m\u00f3vil no supe lo aburrida que era mi familia\u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Buenas y muy calurosas noches, soy Emilio Calatayud. Hab\u00eda un chiste de Mafalda que dec\u00eda as\u00ed: \u00abHasta que no se nos estrope\u00f3 la tele no me di cuenta de lo aburrida que era mi familia\u00bb. Ahora pasa lo mismo, pero con el m\u00f3vil: \u00abHasta que no me quitaron el m\u00f3vil no supe lo aburrida que era mi familia\u00bb. Haced la prueba y ver\u00e9is. Moraleja: no basta con quitarles el m\u00f3vil, nosotros tambi\u00e9n tenemos que procurar llenar sus vac\u00edos. Si no, nos dir\u00e1n que somos un pe\u00f1azo y con raz\u00f3n. Deberes para el verano.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buenas y muy calurosas noches, soy Emilio Calatayud. Hab\u00eda un chiste de Mafalda que dec\u00eda as\u00ed: \u00abHasta que no se nos estrope\u00f3 la tele no me di cuenta de lo aburrida que era mi familia\u00bb. Ahora pasa lo mismo, pero con el m\u00f3vil: \u00abHasta que no me quitaron el m\u00f3vil no supe lo aburrida que [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1144,317,663],"class_list":["post-3911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-aburrida","tag-familia","tag-movil"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-115","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3911"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3912,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3911\/revisions\/3912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}