{"id":22611,"date":"2026-07-14T19:56:16","date_gmt":"2026-07-14T17:56:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=22611"},"modified":"2026-07-14T19:56:16","modified_gmt":"2026-07-14T17:56:16","slug":"tal-dia-como-hoy-de-1789-los-franceses-tomaron-la-bastilla-y-nosotros-nos-vamos-a-tomar-la-pastilla-de-valeriana-para-los-nervios-es-malo-el-chiste-y-mala-la-rima-pero-no-me-ha-salido-nada-mejor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2026\/07\/tal-dia-como-hoy-de-1789-los-franceses-tomaron-la-bastilla-y-nosotros-nos-vamos-a-tomar-la-pastilla-de-valeriana-para-los-nervios-es-malo-el-chiste-y-mala-la-rima-pero-no-me-ha-salido-nada-mejor\/","title":{"rendered":"Tal d\u00eda como hoy de 1789, los franceses tomaron la Bastilla y nosotros nos vamos a tomar la pastilla de valeriana para los nervios, es malo el chiste y mala la rima, pero no me ha salido nada mejor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Hoy, un poco de historia. Tal d\u00eda como hoy del a\u00f1o 1789, los franceses tomaron la Bastilla, una c\u00e1rcel que era s\u00edmbolo de la opresi\u00f3n de la monarqu\u00eda absoluta, y tambi\u00e9n tal d\u00eda como hoy pero de 2026, los espa\u00f1oles seguidores de &#8216;la Roja&#8217; vamos a tomar la pastilla de valeriana para calmar los nervios. Es malo el chiste y mala la rima, pero no me ha salido nada mejor.  Ser\u00e1 por la ansiedad, ja, ja, ja. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Hoy, un poco de historia. Tal d\u00eda como hoy del a\u00f1o 1789, los franceses tomaron la Bastilla, una c\u00e1rcel que era s\u00edmbolo de la opresi\u00f3n de la monarqu\u00eda absoluta, y tambi\u00e9n tal d\u00eda como hoy pero de 2026, los espa\u00f1oles seguidores de &#8216;la Roja&#8217; vamos a tomar la pastilla de valeriana [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":22356,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[1,270,1942,879,877],"class_list":["post-22611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","tag-blog","tag-espana","tag-francia","tag-la-roja","tag-mundial"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/EMI-1.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-5SH","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22611","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22611"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22611\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22613,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22611\/revisions\/22613"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/22356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22611"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22611"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22611"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}