{"id":22247,"date":"2026-04-04T20:07:34","date_gmt":"2026-04-04T18:07:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=22247"},"modified":"2026-04-04T20:07:34","modified_gmt":"2026-04-04T18:07:34","slug":"mama-se-me-han-quemado-un-poco-las-torrijas-menos-mal-que-te-gustan-quemaditas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2026\/04\/mama-se-me-han-quemado-un-poco-las-torrijas-menos-mal-que-te-gustan-quemaditas\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00abMam\u00e1 , se me han quemado un poco las torrijas, menos mal que te gustan quemaditas\u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Llega a una amiga a casa y su hijo est\u00e1n haciendo torrijas. Se gu\u00eda por un tiktoker de esos. Mi amiga estaba feliz. \u00ab\u00a1Qu\u00e9 majo mi ni\u00f1o!\u00bb, pens\u00f3. Entonces va el chaval y dice: \u00abSe me han quemado un poco las torrijas, menos mal que te gustan quemaditas\u00bb. Ja, ja, ja. A mi amiga no le gustaban quemaditas, pero se las comi\u00f3. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Llega a una amiga a casa y su hijo est\u00e1n haciendo torrijas. Se gu\u00eda por un tiktoker de esos. Mi amiga estaba feliz. \u00ab\u00a1Qu\u00e9 majo mi ni\u00f1o!\u00bb, pens\u00f3. Entonces va el chaval y dice: \u00abSe me han quemado un poco las torrijas, menos mal que te gustan quemaditas\u00bb. Ja, ja, ja. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11838,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[1,4339,4332],"class_list":["post-22247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","tag-blog","tag-quemadas","tag-torrijas"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Nuevo-emi.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-5MP","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22247","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22247"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22247\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22249,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22247\/revisions\/22249"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}