{"id":22098,"date":"2026-02-13T21:12:26","date_gmt":"2026-02-13T19:12:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=22098"},"modified":"2026-02-13T21:12:26","modified_gmt":"2026-02-13T19:12:26","slug":"mami-de-mayor-quiero-ser-viral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2026\/02\/mami-de-mayor-quiero-ser-viral\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00abMami, de mayor quiero ser viral\u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. De peque\u00f1o, cuando jugaba con los amigos a polic\u00edas y ladrones, yo siempre me ped\u00eda ser poli. Acab\u00e9 siendo juez, as\u00ed que no iba desencaminado del todo. Pero tambi\u00e9n entend\u00eda a los amigos que prefer\u00edan ser ladrones. Hay gente pa to, como dijo el torero. Otros quer\u00edan ser m\u00e9dicos, mec\u00e1nicos, maestros, sargentos del ej\u00e9rcito de tierra, carpinteros, peluqueros o incluso astronautas&#8230;, en fin, oficios m\u00e1s o menos normales. Ahora ya no es as\u00ed. Ahora es esto lo que se lleva: \u00abMami, de mayor quiero ser viral\u00bb. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. De peque\u00f1o, cuando jugaba con los amigos a polic\u00edas y ladrones, yo siempre me ped\u00eda ser poli. Acab\u00e9 siendo juez, as\u00ed que no iba desencaminado del todo. Pero tambi\u00e9n entend\u00eda a los amigos que prefer\u00edan ser ladrones. Hay gente pa to, como dijo el torero. Otros quer\u00edan ser m\u00e9dicos, mec\u00e1nicos, maestros, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":19567,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[1,41,4285],"class_list":["post-22098","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","tag-blog","tag-ninos","tag-virales"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Emil-tres-scaled.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-5Kq","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22098","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22098"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22098\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22100,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22098\/revisions\/22100"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/19567"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}