{"id":22017,"date":"2026-01-18T21:02:33","date_gmt":"2026-01-18T19:02:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=22017"},"modified":"2026-01-18T21:02:33","modified_gmt":"2026-01-18T19:02:33","slug":"un-nino-dijo-una-vez-estoy-hasta-la-polla-del-juez-calatayud-yo-tambien-por-eso-me-he-jubilado-ja-ja-ja","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2026\/01\/un-nino-dijo-una-vez-estoy-hasta-la-polla-del-juez-calatayud-yo-tambien-por-eso-me-he-jubilado-ja-ja-ja\/","title":{"rendered":"Un ni\u00f1o dijo una vez: \u00abEstoy hasta la polla del juez Calatayud\u00bb. Yo tambi\u00e9n, por eso me he jubilado, ja, ja, ja"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Para empezar con buen humor la semana, recuerdo una vez m\u00e1s, y lo que te rondar\u00e9 morena, la an\u00e9cdota del ni\u00f1o que, harto de que su madre le dijera &#8216;haz esto o lo otro&#8217; porque lo ha dicho el juez Calatayud, respondi\u00f3 irritado: \u00abEstoy hasta la polla del juez Calatayud\u00bb. Yo tambi\u00e9n, por eso me he jubilado, ja, ja, ja. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Para empezar con buen humor la semana, recuerdo una vez m\u00e1s, y lo que te rondar\u00e9 morena, la an\u00e9cdota del ni\u00f1o que, harto de que su madre le dijera &#8216;haz esto o lo otro&#8217; porque lo ha dicho el juez Calatayud, respondi\u00f3 irritado: \u00abEstoy hasta la polla del juez Calatayud\u00bb. Yo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":13866,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[1,1304,697,1305],"class_list":["post-22017","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","tag-blog","tag-hasta","tag-la","tag-polla"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Emilio.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-5J7","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22017","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=22017"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22017\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":22019,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/22017\/revisions\/22019"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/13866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=22017"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=22017"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=22017"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}