{"id":21309,"date":"2025-07-10T20:03:53","date_gmt":"2025-07-10T18:03:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=21309"},"modified":"2025-07-10T20:03:53","modified_gmt":"2025-07-10T18:03:53","slug":"nuestros-padres-nos-decian-no-te-metas-al-agua-hasta-que-hagas-la-digestion-que-se-te-corta-ahora-nos-dirian-no-veas-la-noticias-hasta-que-hagas-la-digestion-que-se-te-corta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2025\/07\/nuestros-padres-nos-decian-no-te-metas-al-agua-hasta-que-hagas-la-digestion-que-se-te-corta-ahora-nos-dirian-no-veas-la-noticias-hasta-que-hagas-la-digestion-que-se-te-corta\/","title":{"rendered":"Nuestros padres nos dec\u00edan: no te metas al agua hasta que hagas la digesti\u00f3n, que se te corta; ahora nos dir\u00edan: no veas la noticias hasta que hagas la digesti\u00f3n, que se te corta"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Antes, cuando los ni\u00f1os \u00edbamos a la playa o, en mi caso, a las Lagunas de Ruidera, los padres nos dec\u00edan no te metas en el agua hasta que hagas la digesti\u00f3n, que se te corta. Y te pegabas dos horas esperando a poder refrescarte. Ahora nos dir\u00edan: no veas las noticias hasta que hagas la digesti\u00f3n, que se te corta. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Antes, cuando los ni\u00f1os \u00edbamos a la playa o, en mi caso, a las Lagunas de Ruidera, los padres nos dec\u00edan no te metas en el agua hasta que hagas la digesti\u00f3n, que se te corta. Y te pegabas dos horas esperando a poder refrescarte. Ahora nos dir\u00edan: no veas las [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11129,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[1001,1,3259,4100],"class_list":["post-21309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","tag-agua","tag-blog","tag-corte","tag-de-digestion"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/08\/Emil-avisa.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-5xH","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21309"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21309\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21311,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21309\/revisions\/21311"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}