{"id":21240,"date":"2025-06-21T20:15:30","date_gmt":"2025-06-21T18:15:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=21240"},"modified":"2025-06-21T20:15:30","modified_gmt":"2025-06-21T18:15:30","slug":"yo-no-soy-tu-bro-yo-soy-tu-padre-poned-esta-frase-en-la-puerta-de-la-nevera-para-que-la-lean-vuestros-hijos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2025\/06\/yo-no-soy-tu-bro-yo-soy-tu-padre-poned-esta-frase-en-la-puerta-de-la-nevera-para-que-la-lean-vuestros-hijos\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Yo no soy tu &#8216;bro&#8217;, yo soy tu padre&#8217;, poned esta frase en la puerta de la nevera para que la lean vuestros hijos"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud.  &#8216;Yo no soy tu &#8216;bro&#8217;, yo soy tu padre&#8217;. Poned esta frase en la puerta de la nevera para que la lean vuestros hijos cada vez que les entre hambre o junto al espejo del ba\u00f1o, que ah\u00ed tambi\u00e9n se entretienen mucho los adolescentes. Me ha salido un poco en plan &#8216;Guerra de las Galaxias&#8217;, recordad a Darth Vader dici\u00e9ndole a Luke Skywalker: \u00abYo soy tu padre\u00bb, ja, ja, ja. Todos tenemos nuestro lado friki. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. &#8216;Yo no soy tu &#8216;bro&#8217;, yo soy tu padre&#8217;. Poned esta frase en la puerta de la nevera para que la lean vuestros hijos cada vez que les entre hambre o junto al espejo del ba\u00f1o, que ah\u00ed tambi\u00e9n se entretienen mucho los adolescentes. Me ha salido un poco en plan [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11890,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[1,4036,1559,3659],"class_list":["post-21240","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","tag-blog","tag-bro-2","tag-no-soy","tag-tu"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Risa.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-5wA","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21240","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21240"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21240\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21243,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21240\/revisions\/21243"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21240"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21240"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21240"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}