{"id":20671,"date":"2025-01-03T21:09:58","date_gmt":"2025-01-03T19:09:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=20671"},"modified":"2025-01-03T21:09:58","modified_gmt":"2025-01-03T19:09:58","slug":"queridos-reyes-quiero-un-movil-nuevo-y-si-no-me-lo-traeis-os-bloqueo-en-mi-insta-el-futuro-ya-no-es-lo-que-era","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2025\/01\/queridos-reyes-quiero-un-movil-nuevo-y-si-no-me-lo-traeis-os-bloqueo-en-mi-insta-el-futuro-ya-no-es-lo-que-era\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00abQueridos Reyes, quiero un m\u00f3vil nuevo y si no me lo tra\u00e9is os bloqueo en mi &#8216;insta'\u00bb, el futuro ya no es lo que era"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Igual los Magos de Oriente ya han recibido cartas que empiezan as\u00ed: \u00abQueridos Reyes, quiero un m\u00f3vil nuevo y si no me lo tra\u00e9is os bloqueo en mi instagram \u00ab. Y si no ha ocurrido todav\u00eda, ocurrir\u00e1. Y la culpa no es de los ni\u00f1os. El futuro ya no es lo que era. Y lo que nos tocar\u00e1 ver&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Igual los Magos de Oriente ya han recibido cartas que empiezan as\u00ed: \u00abQueridos Reyes, quiero un m\u00f3vil nuevo y si no me lo tra\u00e9is os bloqueo en mi instagram \u00ab. Y si no ha ocurrido todav\u00eda, ocurrir\u00e1. Y la culpa no es de los ni\u00f1os. El futuro ya no es lo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8783,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[1],"class_list":["post-20671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","tag-blog"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/cero-y-Emilio.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-5np","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20671"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20672,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20671\/revisions\/20672"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8783"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}