{"id":18363,"date":"2023-09-14T20:08:16","date_gmt":"2023-09-14T18:08:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=18363"},"modified":"2023-09-14T20:08:55","modified_gmt":"2023-09-14T18:08:55","slug":"empieza-el-curso-y-llegan-los-piojos-esos-bichitos-que-nadie-tiene-pero-que-pican-a-todos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2023\/09\/empieza-el-curso-y-llegan-los-piojos-esos-bichitos-que-nadie-tiene-pero-que-pican-a-todos\/","title":{"rendered":"Empieza el curso y llegan los piojos, esos bichitos que nadie tiene pero que pican a todos"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8657\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8657\" style=\"width: 624px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/juez-Alhambra.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8657\" src=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/juez-Alhambra.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"624\" height=\"385\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/juez-Alhambra.jpg 624w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/juez-Alhambra-300x185.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 624px) 100vw, 624px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8657\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">ideal.es<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Ma\u00f1ana, los alumnos andaluces la ESO y Bachiller vuelven a las aulas. Se cierra el c\u00edrculo. Ya est\u00e1n todos los ni\u00f1os en clase. Empieza el curso y llegan los piojos, esos bichitos que nadie tiene pero pican a todos.\u00a0 Cuando yo era ni\u00f1o pasaba lo mismo: era tab\u00fa reconocer que ten\u00edas piojos pero la verdad es que los ten\u00edamos todos, incluidos los maestros.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a1Qu\u00e9 nostalgia, los piojos! Ja, ja, ja.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Ma\u00f1ana, los alumnos andaluces la ESO y Bachiller vuelven a las aulas. Se cierra el c\u00edrculo. Ya est\u00e1n todos los ni\u00f1os en clase. Empieza el curso y llegan los piojos, esos bichitos que nadie tiene pero pican a todos.\u00a0 Cuando yo era ni\u00f1o pasaba lo mismo: era tab\u00fa reconocer que [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[1138,648,490],"class_list":["post-18363","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-curso","tag-escolar","tag-piojos"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-4Mb","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18363","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18363"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18363\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18364,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18363\/revisions\/18364"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18363"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18363"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18363"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}