{"id":17791,"date":"2023-05-13T20:14:02","date_gmt":"2023-05-13T18:14:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=17791"},"modified":"2023-05-13T20:14:02","modified_gmt":"2023-05-13T18:14:02","slug":"yo-a-esta-persona-la-mandaria-a-la-mierda-con-perdon-quiero-una-relacion-que-sea-de-follar-y-punto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2023\/05\/yo-a-esta-persona-la-mandaria-a-la-mierda-con-perdon-quiero-una-relacion-que-sea-de-follar-y-punto\/","title":{"rendered":"Yo a esta persona la mandar\u00eda a la mierda (con perd\u00f3n): \u00abQuiero una relaci\u00f3n que sea de follar y punto\u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_7727\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-7727\" style=\"width: 648px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/juezjuez.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-7727\" src=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/juezjuez.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"648\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/juezjuez.jpg 648w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/juezjuez-300x185.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/02\/juezjuez-644x398.jpg 644w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 648px) 100vw, 648px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-7727\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">IDEAL.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. No me lo invento. Me lo contaron el otro d\u00eda y la verdad es que, viendo como est\u00e1 el patio, no me extra\u00f1\u00f3 demasiado.\u00a0 Una chica conoce a un chico (podr\u00eda ser al rev\u00e9s). A ella le gusta \u00e9l y a \u00e9l parece que ella tambi\u00e9n. Hablan de la posibilidad de verse m\u00e1s y \u00e9l avisa: \u00abQuiero una relaci\u00f3n que sea de follar y punto\u00bb. Yo a esta persona la mandar\u00eda a la mierda (con perd\u00f3n).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. No me lo invento. Me lo contaron el otro d\u00eda y la verdad es que, viendo como est\u00e1 el patio, no me extra\u00f1\u00f3 demasiado.\u00a0 Una chica conoce a un chico (podr\u00eda ser al rev\u00e9s). A ella le gusta \u00e9l y a \u00e9l parece que ella tambi\u00e9n. Hablan de la posibilidad de [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[3432,2577],"class_list":["post-17791","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-a-la-mierda","tag-follar"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-4CX","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17791","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17791"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17791\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17793,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17791\/revisions\/17793"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17791"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17791"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17791"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}