{"id":17707,"date":"2023-04-26T19:47:38","date_gmt":"2023-04-26T17:47:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=17707"},"modified":"2023-04-26T19:47:38","modified_gmt":"2023-04-26T17:47:38","slug":"barajo-empezar-los-juicios-diciendoles-a-mis-choricillos-como-estan-los-maquinas-lo-primero-de-todo-es-broma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2023\/04\/barajo-empezar-los-juicios-diciendoles-a-mis-choricillos-como-estan-los-maquinas-lo-primero-de-todo-es-broma\/","title":{"rendered":"Barajo empezar los juicios dici\u00e9ndoles a mis &#8216;choricillos&#8217;: \u00bfC\u00f3mo est\u00e1n los m\u00e1quinas? Lo primero de todo. Es broma.\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_11838\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11838\" style=\"width: 644px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Nuevo-emi.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-11838 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Nuevo-emi-644x429.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Nuevo-emi-644x429.jpg 644w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Nuevo-emi-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Nuevo-emi-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 644px) 100vw, 644px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-11838\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto: Alfredo Aguilar<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud.\u00a0 S\u00ed, a m\u00ed tambi\u00e9n me ha llegado ya la c\u00e9lebre frase del cantante almeriense David Bisbal. De hecho, con su permiso, voy a utilizarla en el comentario de hoy: \u00bfC\u00f3mo est\u00e1n los m\u00e1quinas del blog y el &#8216;feisb\u00fa&#8217; con &#8216;la cal\u00f3&#8217; que hace? Lo primero de todo. Y vaya si es lo primero. Y s\u00f3lo estamos en abril.<\/p>\n<p>Pues nada, gracias a David por la frase y que os sea leve.<\/p>\n<p>Por cierto, barajo empezar los juicios dici\u00e9ndoles a mis &#8216;choricillos&#8217;: \u00bfC\u00f3mo est\u00e1n los m\u00e1quinas? Lo primero de todo. Es broma, ja, ja, ja.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud.\u00a0 S\u00ed, a m\u00ed tambi\u00e9n me ha llegado ya la c\u00e9lebre frase del cantante almeriense David Bisbal. De hecho, con su permiso, voy a utilizarla en el comentario de hoy: \u00bfC\u00f3mo est\u00e1n los m\u00e1quinas del blog y el &#8216;feisb\u00fa&#8217; con &#8216;la cal\u00f3&#8217; que hace? Lo primero de todo. Y vaya si es [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[3417,3418,3419],"class_list":["post-17707","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-bisbal","tag-frase","tag-maquinas"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-4BB","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17707","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17707"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17707\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17713,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17707\/revisions\/17713"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17707"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17707"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17707"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}