{"id":17529,"date":"2023-03-22T20:31:15","date_gmt":"2023-03-22T18:31:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=17529"},"modified":"2023-03-22T20:31:15","modified_gmt":"2023-03-22T18:31:15","slug":"chavales-no-os-enganeis-eso-de-que-no-me-puedes-tocar-porque-soy-menor-es-un-cuento","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2023\/03\/chavales-no-os-enganeis-eso-de-que-no-me-puedes-tocar-porque-soy-menor-es-un-cuento\/","title":{"rendered":"Chavales, no os enga\u00f1\u00e9is, eso de que \u00abno me puedes tocar porque soy menor\u00bb es un cuento"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_13222\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13222\" style=\"width: 644px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Emil-nueva-tres.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-13222 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Emil-nueva-tres-644x429.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Emil-nueva-tres-644x429.jpg 644w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Emil-nueva-tres-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Emil-nueva-tres-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 644px) 100vw, 644px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-13222\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto: Pepe Mar\u00edn<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Cuando me traen a un chaval esposado suelo preguntarle si el tambi\u00e9n es de los que se cre\u00eda eso de que \u00abno me puedes tocar porque soy menor\u00bb.\u00a0 Chavales, no os enga\u00f1\u00e9is y que no os enga\u00f1en,\u00a0 eso es un cuento. Se os puede esposar y se os puede reducir.\u00a0 Lo digo porque hay muchos que se han cre\u00eddo el cuento y luego se chocan contra realidad. Y les duele. Normal.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Cuando me traen a un chaval esposado suelo preguntarle si el tambi\u00e9n es de los que se cre\u00eda eso de que \u00abno me puedes tocar porque soy menor\u00bb.\u00a0 Chavales, no os enga\u00f1\u00e9is y que no os enga\u00f1en,\u00a0 eso es un cuento. Se os puede esposar y se os puede reducir.\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[1533,130,631,3395,868,3396],"class_list":["post-17529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-me","tag-menor","tag-no","tag-puedes","tag-soy","tag-tocar"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-4yJ","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17529"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17529\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17532,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17529\/revisions\/17532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}