{"id":16798,"date":"2022-09-26T19:39:04","date_gmt":"2022-09-26T17:39:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=16798"},"modified":"2022-09-27T19:13:17","modified_gmt":"2022-09-27T17:13:17","slug":"__trashed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2022\/09\/__trashed\/","title":{"rendered":"El truco del almendruco: \u00abHijo, \u00bfhas ordenado tu habitaci\u00f3n?\u00bb \u00abS\u00ed, pero no la mires\u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_11890\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11890\" style=\"width: 644px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Risa.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-11890 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Risa-644x429.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Risa-644x429.jpg 644w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Risa-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Risa-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 644px) 100vw, 644px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-11890\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto: Alfredo Aguilar<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Es que te tienes que re\u00edr. Seguro que a m\u00e1s de alguno os pasado con vuestros hijos adolescentes. Le preguntas: \u00abHijo, \u00bfhas ordenado tu habitaci\u00f3n?\u00bb Respuesta: \u00abS\u00ed, pero no la mires\u00bb. Efectivamente, lo primero que hacen los padres es ir a mirarla. La queja del ni\u00f1o: \u00abEs que nunca la voy a dejar como vosotros quer\u00e9is\u00bb. Ja, ja, ja. Ay,\u00a0 el truco del almendruco&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Es que te tienes que re\u00edr. Seguro que a m\u00e1s de alguno os pasado con vuestros hijos adolescentes. Le preguntas: \u00abHijo, \u00bfhas ordenado tu habitaci\u00f3n?\u00bb Respuesta: \u00abS\u00ed, pero no la mires\u00bb. Efectivamente, lo primero que hacen los padres es ir a mirarla. La queja del ni\u00f1o: \u00abEs que nunca la [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[3284,1,938,3283],"class_list":["post-16798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-almendruco","tag-blog","tag-del","tag-truco"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-4mW","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16798"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16798\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16810,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16798\/revisions\/16810"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}