{"id":16783,"date":"2022-09-28T19:46:56","date_gmt":"2022-09-28T17:46:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=16783"},"modified":"2022-09-28T19:46:56","modified_gmt":"2022-09-28T17:46:56","slug":"hay-chicos-tan-controladores-que-ponen-notas-a-sus-parejillas-notable-en-belleza-y-sexo-insuficiente-en-inteligencia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2022\/09\/hay-chicos-tan-controladores-que-ponen-notas-a-sus-parejillas-notable-en-belleza-y-sexo-insuficiente-en-inteligencia\/","title":{"rendered":"Hay chicos tan controladores que ponen notas a sus parejillas: notable en belleza y sexo, insuficiente en inteligencia&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_13210\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13210\" style=\"width: 644px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Emil-nueva-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-13210 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Emil-nueva-1-644x429.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Emil-nueva-1-644x429.jpg 644w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Emil-nueva-1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Emil-nueva-1-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 644px) 100vw, 644px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-13210\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto: Pepe Mar\u00edn<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. A ver, chavales, las chicas no son vuestras. No os pertenecen. Una relaci\u00f3n no es una celda para que las met\u00e1is dentro. Lo digo porque hay chicos tan controladores que ponen notas a sus parejillas. Por ejemplo: notable en belleza y sexo, insuficiente en inteligencia y un cero por hablar con otros chicos.<\/p>\n<p>Antes, mucho antes de llegar a eso, ni\u00f1as, mandarlos a tomar vientos&#8230; O directamente a la mierda (con perd\u00f3n).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; &nbsp; Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. A ver, chavales, las chicas no son vuestras. No os pertenecen. Una relaci\u00f3n no es una celda para que las met\u00e1is dentro. Lo digo porque hay chicos tan controladores que ponen notas a sus parejillas. Por ejemplo: notable en belleza y sexo, insuficiente en inteligencia y un cero por [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[3277,41,588],"class_list":["post-16783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-controladores","tag-ninos","tag-notas"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-4mH","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16783"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16783\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16786,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16783\/revisions\/16786"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}