{"id":16372,"date":"2022-06-03T20:08:16","date_gmt":"2022-06-03T18:08:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=16372"},"modified":"2022-06-03T20:08:16","modified_gmt":"2022-06-03T18:08:16","slug":"el-efecto-ebau-puede-con-el-botellon-no-salgo-estoy-con-carlos-i-y-yo-con-platon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2022\/06\/el-efecto-ebau-puede-con-el-botellon-no-salgo-estoy-con-carlos-i-y-yo-con-platon\/","title":{"rendered":"El &#8216;efecto EBAU&#8217; puede con el botell\u00f3n: \u00abNo salgo, estoy con Carlos I\u00bb \u00abY yo con Plat\u00f3n\u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8737\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8737\" style=\"width: 624px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/risa.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-8737 size-full\" src=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/risa.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"624\" height=\"385\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/risa.jpg 624w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/risa-300x185.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 624px) 100vw, 624px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8737\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">ideal.es<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Paseo por Granada y escucho a un chaval que habla por el m\u00f3vil en modo altavoz. \u00abNo salgo, estoy con Carlos V\u00bb. Y el interlocutor le responde: \u00abY yo con Plat\u00f3n\u00bb.\u00a0 As\u00ed da gusto. Hay j\u00f3venes sabios por todas partes.\u00a0 Es el &#8216;efecto EBAU?, el examen de acceso a la Universidad antes conocido como Selectividad.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c1nimo, chavales. Carlos I y Plat\u00f3n vencen al botell\u00f3n.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Paseo por Granada y escucho a un chaval que habla por el m\u00f3vil en modo altavoz. \u00abNo salgo, estoy con Carlos V\u00bb. Y el interlocutor le responde: \u00abY yo con Plat\u00f3n\u00bb.\u00a0 As\u00ed da gusto. Hay j\u00f3venes sabios por todas partes.\u00a0 Es el &#8216;efecto EBAU?, el examen de acceso a la [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,3197],"class_list":["post-16372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-botellon","tag-ebau"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-4g4","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16372"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16372\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16373,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16372\/revisions\/16373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}