{"id":16230,"date":"2022-04-26T20:13:06","date_gmt":"2022-04-26T18:13:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=16230"},"modified":"2022-04-26T20:13:06","modified_gmt":"2022-04-26T18:13:06","slug":"un-chaval-me-deja-sin-palabras-en-un-juicio-que-movil-tienes-no-tengo-movil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2022\/04\/un-chaval-me-deja-sin-palabras-en-un-juicio-que-movil-tienes-no-tengo-movil\/","title":{"rendered":"Un chaval me deja sin palabras en un juicio: \u00ab\u00bfQu\u00e9 m\u00f3vil tienes?\u00bb \u00abNo tengo m\u00f3vil\u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_13234\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13234\" style=\"width: 644px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Emil-nueva-tres-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-13234 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Emil-nueva-tres-1-644x429.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Emil-nueva-tres-1-644x429.jpg 644w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Emil-nueva-tres-1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Emil-nueva-tres-1-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 644px) 100vw, 644px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-13234\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto: Pepe Mar\u00edn.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. El otro d\u00eda un chaval me dej\u00f3 sin palabras. Y no es f\u00e1cil dejarme sin palabras. No me callo ni debajo del agua. Y as\u00ed me va, ja, ja, ja.<\/p>\n<p>Bueno, a lo que iba, le pregunt\u00e9 al chico: \u00ab\u00bfQu\u00e9 m\u00f3vil tienes?\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Respuesta: \u00abNinguno, no tengo m\u00f3vil\u00bb<\/p>\n<p>Ya os digo, me qued\u00e9 pasmado. Lo \u00fanico que me sali\u00f3 fue \u00abEnhorabuena\u00bb. Me dieron hasta ganas de absolverle.\u00a0 Era un buen chico. Y si sigue as\u00ed, lo ser\u00e1 m\u00e1s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. El otro d\u00eda un chaval me dej\u00f3 sin palabras. Y no es f\u00e1cil dejarme sin palabras. No me callo ni debajo del agua. Y as\u00ed me va, ja, ja, ja. Bueno, a lo que iba, le pregunt\u00e9 al chico: \u00ab\u00bfQu\u00e9 m\u00f3vil tienes?\u00bb Respuesta: \u00abNinguno, no tengo m\u00f3vil\u00bb Ya os digo, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[663,207,356],"class_list":["post-16230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-movil","tag-nino","tag-sin"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-4dM","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16230"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16230\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16232,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16230\/revisions\/16232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}