{"id":15737,"date":"2021-12-16T21:52:06","date_gmt":"2021-12-16T19:52:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=15737"},"modified":"2021-12-16T21:52:06","modified_gmt":"2021-12-16T19:52:06","slug":"me-he-puesto-la-tercera-vacuna-contra-el-bicho-y-lo-he-celebrado-con-un-chupito-de-brut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2021\/12\/me-he-puesto-la-tercera-vacuna-contra-el-bicho-y-lo-he-celebrado-con-un-chupito-de-brut\/","title":{"rendered":"Me he puesto la tercera vacuna contra el &#8216;bicho&#8217; y lo he celebrado con un chupito de brut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_11890\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11890\" style=\"width: 644px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-11890\" src=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Risa-644x429.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Risa-644x429.jpg 644w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Risa-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Risa-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 644px) 100vw, 644px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-11890\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto: Alfredo Aguilar<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Hoy vamos un poco tarde porque, como enfermo cr\u00f3nico que soy,\u00a0 me han puesto la tercera vacuna contra el &#8216;bicho&#8217; y lo he celebrado tom\u00e1ndome un chupito de brut. Estoy m\u00e1s protegido que ayer y espero que menos que ma\u00f1ana. Dicho sea sin \u00e1nimo de ofender a los ardorosos defensores de las teor\u00edas\u00a0 antivacunas. Es que no ve\u00e1is c\u00f3mo las gastan&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Hoy vamos un poco tarde porque, como enfermo cr\u00f3nico que soy,\u00a0 me han puesto la tercera vacuna contra el &#8216;bicho&#8217; y lo he celebrado tom\u00e1ndome un chupito de brut. Estoy m\u00e1s protegido que ayer y espero que menos que ma\u00f1ana. Dicho sea sin \u00e1nimo de ofender a los ardorosos defensores [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2691,1073],"class_list":["post-15737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-bicho","tag-vacuna"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-45P","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15737"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15737\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15739,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15737\/revisions\/15739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}