{"id":15684,"date":"2021-12-01T21:31:25","date_gmt":"2021-12-01T19:31:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=15684"},"modified":"2021-12-01T21:31:25","modified_gmt":"2021-12-01T19:31:25","slug":"un-chaval-me-dice-fumo-porros-para-poder-dormir-y-yo-le-digo-mejor-ponte-el-transistor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2021\/12\/un-chaval-me-dice-fumo-porros-para-poder-dormir-y-yo-le-digo-mejor-ponte-el-transistor\/","title":{"rendered":"Un chaval me dice: \u00abFumo porros para poder dormir\u00bb, y yo le digo: \u00abMejor ponte el transistor\u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_8713\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8713\" style=\"width: 575px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8713\" src=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Notas-emi.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"575\" height=\"323\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Notas-emi.jpg 575w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Notas-emi-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 575px) 100vw, 575px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-8713\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">xlsemanal.com<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Ya he vuelto a la tarea y estoy encantado. Siempre lo digo: trabajo en el menor juzgado de Espa\u00f1a, porque los funcionarios\/as son los\/las mejores de Espa\u00f1a. Gracias por hacerlo todo tan bien y pon\u00e9rmelo tan f\u00e1cil.<\/p>\n<p>Adem\u00e1s, el regreso me ha permitido volver a &#8216;interactuar&#8217; -como se dice en hortera- con los chavales. El otro d\u00eda uno me dijo: \u00abFumo porros para poder dormir\u00bb. Y yo le dije: \u00abMejor ponte el transistor\u00bb.\u00a0 Si no me hace caso, lo encierro.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Ya he vuelto a la tarea y estoy encantado. Siempre lo digo: trabajo en el menor juzgado de Espa\u00f1a, porque los funcionarios\/as son los\/las mejores de Espa\u00f1a. Gracias por hacerlo todo tan bien y pon\u00e9rmelo tan f\u00e1cil. Adem\u00e1s, el regreso me ha permitido volver a &#8216;interactuar&#8217; -como se dice en [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3052,1881,3053],"class_list":["post-15684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-dormir","tag-porros","tag-transistor"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-44Y","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15684"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15684\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15686,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15684\/revisions\/15686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}