{"id":14884,"date":"2021-06-14T19:37:37","date_gmt":"2021-06-14T17:37:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=14884"},"modified":"2021-06-14T19:37:37","modified_gmt":"2021-06-14T17:37:37","slug":"respuesta-genial-y-clasica-de-una-madre-cansada-mama-que-hora-es-la-hora-de-irse-hijo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2021\/06\/respuesta-genial-y-clasica-de-una-madre-cansada-mama-que-hora-es-la-hora-de-irse-hijo\/","title":{"rendered":"Respuesta genial y cl\u00e1sica de una madre cansada: \u00ab\u00bfMam\u00e1, qu\u00e9 hora es?\u00bb \u00abLa hora de irse, hijo\u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_11838\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11838\" style=\"width: 644px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-11838 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Nuevo-emi-644x429.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Nuevo-emi-644x429.jpg 644w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Nuevo-emi-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Nuevo-emi-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 644px) 100vw, 644px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-11838\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto: Alfredo Aguilar<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. La madres (tambi\u00e9n los padres, pero yo siento debilidad por ellas) tienen un arsenal de respuestas y frases cl\u00e1sicas y geniales que son incontestables y rotundas. Son p\u00edldoras de sentido com\u00fan que no queda m\u00e1s remedio que acatar.\u00a0 De la que os hablo ahora la suelen usar (en la playa, la piscina, los columpios, etc) cuando ya est\u00e1n cansadas de esperar a que el ni\u00f1o se canse. \u00ab\u00bfMam\u00e1, qu\u00e9 hora es?\u00bb \u00abLa hora de irse, hijo\u00bb. Ja, ja, ja. Ni un minuto m\u00e1s ni un minuto menos.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. La madres (tambi\u00e9n los padres, pero yo siento debilidad por ellas) tienen un arsenal de respuestas y frases cl\u00e1sicas y geniales que son incontestables y rotundas. Son p\u00edldoras de sentido com\u00fan que no queda m\u00e1s remedio que acatar.\u00a0 De la que os hablo ahora la suelen usar (en la playa, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[635,2928,2929,697],"class_list":["post-14884","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-de","tag-hora","tag-irse","tag-la"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-3S4","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14884","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14884"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14884\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14887,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14884\/revisions\/14887"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14884"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14884"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14884"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}