{"id":13786,"date":"2020-11-10T21:01:50","date_gmt":"2020-11-10T19:01:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=13786"},"modified":"2020-11-10T21:01:50","modified_gmt":"2020-11-10T19:01:50","slug":"le-digo-a-un-chaval-si-eres-valiente-para-maltratar-a-tus-padres-se-valiente-para-irte-de-casa-y-responde-no-tengo-huevos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2020\/11\/le-digo-a-un-chaval-si-eres-valiente-para-maltratar-a-tus-padres-se-valiente-para-irte-de-casa-y-responde-no-tengo-huevos\/","title":{"rendered":"Le digo a un chaval: \u00abSi eres &#8216;valiente&#8217; para maltratar a tus padres, se valiente para irte de casa\u00bb y responde: \u00abNo tengo huevos\u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_13230\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-13230\" style=\"width: 644px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-13230 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Emil-nueva-dos-644x429.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Emil-nueva-dos-644x429.jpg 644w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Emil-nueva-dos-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/Emil-nueva-dos-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 644px) 100vw, 644px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-13230\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto: Pepe Mar\u00edn.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Recientemente, le dije a un chaval acusado de violencia dom\u00e9stica: \u00abSi &#8216;eres&#8217; valiente para maltratar a tus padres, se valiente para dejarlos en paz, irte de casa y buscarte la vida\u00bb. Y el chico me contest\u00f3: \u00abNo tengo huevos, don Emilio\u00bb.\u00a0 Era la respuesta correcta.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Recientemente, le dije a un chaval acusado de violencia dom\u00e9stica: \u00abSi &#8216;eres&#8217; valiente para maltratar a tus padres, se valiente para dejarlos en paz, irte de casa y buscarte la vida\u00bb. Y el chico me contest\u00f3: \u00abNo tengo huevos, don Emilio\u00bb.\u00a0 Era la respuesta correcta. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2777,377],"class_list":["post-13786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-domestico","tag-maltrato"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-3Am","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13786"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13786\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13789,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13786\/revisions\/13789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}