{"id":13572,"date":"2020-10-04T20:20:47","date_gmt":"2020-10-04T18:20:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/?p=13572"},"modified":"2020-10-04T20:20:47","modified_gmt":"2020-10-04T18:20:47","slug":"un-nino-dijo-una-vez-mama-estoy-hasta-la-polla-del-juez-calatayu-y-a-veces-me-digo-no-me-extrana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/2020\/10\/un-nino-dijo-una-vez-mama-estoy-hasta-la-polla-del-juez-calatayu-y-a-veces-me-digo-no-me-extrana\/","title":{"rendered":"Un ni\u00f1o dijo una vez &#8216;Mam\u00e1, estoy hasta la polla del juez Calatay\u00fa&#8217; y a veces me digo: no me extra\u00f1a"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_11890\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-11890\" style=\"width: 644px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-11890 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Risa-644x429.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"644\" height=\"429\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Risa-644x429.jpg 644w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Risa-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/12\/Risa-768x512.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 644px) 100vw, 644px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-11890\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Foto: Alfredo Aguilar<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Normalmente me r\u00edo mucho, pero aquel d\u00eda no pod\u00eda parar de soltar carcajadas. Una madre que usaba algunas de las cosas que digo para educar a su hijo de diez u once a\u00f1os me cont\u00f3 que el chaval le dijo: \u00abMam\u00e1, estoy hasta la polla del juez &#8216;Calatay\u00fa'\u00bb, ja, ja, ja. La verdad es que me lo tom\u00e9 como un piropo y a veces me digo: no me extra\u00f1a, y me parto de risa. Puedo ser muy pesado, \u00bfverdad ni\u00f1os?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Buenas, soy Emilio Calatayud. Normalmente me r\u00edo mucho, pero aquel d\u00eda no pod\u00eda parar de soltar carcajadas. Una madre que usaba algunas de las cosas que digo para educar a su hijo de diez u once a\u00f1os me cont\u00f3 que el chaval le dijo: \u00abMam\u00e1, estoy hasta la polla del juez &#8216;Calatay\u00fa&#8217;\u00bb, ja, ja, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1304,2751,207],"class_list":["post-13572","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-hasta","tag-la-polla","tag-nino"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5fzW5-3wU","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13572","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13572"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13572\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13575,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13572\/revisions\/13575"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13572"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13572"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.granadablogs.com\/juezcalatayud\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13572"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}